Thursday, August 23, 2007

fowl play: assault with a feathered weapon

“It felt like someone hit me with a ball bat or like a bird struck me in the side.”

-Reaction of Bill Bolechala of Oklahoma after being shot below the rib cage by a stray bullet from a police gun range. He is expected to make a full recovery and does not intend to press charges.



Hmmm…both similar sensations…you paint a vivid picture Bill…I can almost feel it.

Wait, was the bird wielding the bat or were the bird and the bat separate assailants all together?

Was that a hollow-beak or a full-metal duck?

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