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there is this commercial for hardees Man-Meat burger in which a body shop employee removes spray painted epithets of "you are a jerk" "i hate you" "you never told me you were courting another prospective mate" etc. It pans to a guy eating a juicy slab of beef while a voice over observes "sometimes having 2 girlfriends can just be expensive."

i now have two blogs. henceforth, i will be posting at this location on the world wide web.

question:

do they have crosswords in china?

here's to alphabets

drugs not hugs

they are picking their battles wisely.

good work, educators.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1086839.ece

how i decided i needed my afternoon cup of coffee:

as i walked out of the office bathroom, i threw my toothbrush into the trash and put the paper towel in my pocket.

one venti coffee of the day with no room for cream please.

break the mold

Somebody once asked, "Could you spare some change for gas? I gotta get myself away from this place."

I said, "Yep. What a concept. I could use a little fuel myself. And we could all use a little change."

fowl play: assault with a feathered weapon

“It felt like someone hit me with a ball bat or like a bird struck me in the side.”

-Reaction of Bill Bolechala of Oklahoma after being shot below the rib cage by a stray bullet from a police gun range. He is expected to make a full recovery and does not intend to press charges.


Hmmm…both similar sensations…you paint a vivid picture Bill…I can almost feel it.

Wait, was the bird wielding the bat or were the bird and the bat separate assailants all together?

Was that a hollow-beak or a full-metal duck?

HSMII

This cultural travesty that is "infecting the young minds faster than bacteria" sold 615,361 copies of its soundtrack in its first week on the shelves. I work in a bank so I have a calculator on my desk and I am pretty good with numbers if I do say so myself. After a few clickity-clicks on my Sharp EL-1197P, I realized that Disney sold approximately 1.0174 CDs every second for 7 days straight. Breathtaking.

An excerpt from a song on the soundtrack entitled "Bet On It" :

I'm not gonna stop, that's who I am
I'll give it all I got, that is my plan
Will I find what I lost? You know you can
Bet on it, bet on Bet on it, bet on it (Bet on me)
I wanna make it right, that is the way
To turn my life around, today is the day
Am I the type of guy who means what I say?
Bet on it, bet on it


Somewhere the Arielle, Mufasa, and Iago are mourning the death of Disney.